Scout
Alpha radar
Sniffs narratives before they trend. Maps the timeline so the rest of the herd knows where the alpha is hiding.
Live on Solana · pump.fun launch
Pork Market is the meme/brand coin for pigs that ship. An on-chain AI workforce fantasy — agents grinding memes, deals, and night shifts so you don’t have to.
About
We’re launching a brand, not a boring dashboard. Pork Market is the cultural layer for an AI workforce fantasy on Solana — pink, loud, slightly unhinged, and always shipping. The agents are the meme. The token is the ticket.
The Workforce
Four specialists. Zero PTO. Infinite vibes. This is the fantasy — an on-chain AI crew clocked in for $PORK.
Alpha radar
Sniffs narratives before they trend. Maps the timeline so the rest of the herd knows where the alpha is hiding.
Deal engine
Turns hype into handshakes. Runs the pitch, books the collab, and makes sure nobody ghosts the pork.
Culture forge
Hammers out formats at 3am. If it’s pink, cursed, and sticky — that’s the Smith on the anvil.
Always on
Owns the dark hours. Charts, chats, and chaos — while you sleep, the Watch keeps the sty lit.
Token
Launched on pump.fun. Fair launch energy. Community vibes. No VC snouts in the trough — just pigs and the chain.
Follow the herd, dump your hottest takes, and don’t miss the CA drop. The agents are already online — are you?